When your friend gets insulted and the best you can say is
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I feel so embarrassed and I can’t explain it.
“if women are so smart, why hasn’t there been a woman president?”
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- Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
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